Oscar Mayer

Yes... I know... it sounds like shit... This is me singing the Oscar Mayer song... NEVER AGAIN!

Commercial

This is Robert's commercial for Viagra... WOW...

Vampire Bill

This is Robert's impression of Vampire Bill off of True Blood... Damn that vampire says motherfuck alot...

Prank Voicemail

Chrissy's boyfriend leaves her friend a prank voicemail...

SCORE!

Mike called a car dealership and actually got the chick to take his email address... and want him to call her back... we knew it would happen eventually! The clip had to be broke into 2 parts because the file was too big to upload!

Sex Shop Calls pt 5...

HAHA... Mike wants to talk to the manager so he gives the guy a number that starts with 911...

Sex Shop Calls pt 4...

The guy at the sex shop insulted Mike and Harley's sexuality... hehe...

Sex Shop Calls pt 3...

The guy that Harley was talking to did NOT know what a fucking shaved gerbil was... OMG...

Sex Shop Call pt 2...

Mike calls a sex shop and goes from asking about shaved gerbils to asking about "fuck saws" as he called them...

Sex Shop Call pt 1...

Harley wanted to get in on the prank calling so he calls a sex shop and wants to know if they carry shaved gerbils... you sick sick man...

Hair Salon call gone WAY WRONG pt 1

Mike calls the hair salon for a hair cut with a happy ending and the manager dude called him a felcher... and for those of you who don't know what a felcher is here's the definition... During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.

And when Mike calls back they argue...

Dealership #5

Mike wants a BIG backseat so he can bang a Aussie chick...

Dealership #4

He's still trying to get in some Aussie panties...

Dealership #3

If you haven't gotten the point yet... Mike is a horny little bastard that just wants to fuck an Aussie chick...

Dealership #2

Mike is the American guy that wants to put his penis in her Aussie mouth...

The beginning of the prank calls!

Mike started the night HERE... he was calling car dealerships in Australia trying to pick up on the ladies...

Massage Parlor pt 3....

Once again... still looking for that massage with a happy ending... but I think if he actually went into this one he could get one!!!

Massage Parlor pt 2...

Mike is still looking for that massage with a happy ending...

Massage Parlor pt 1...

Mike calls massage parlors to see if he can find a massage with a happy ending... if you know what I mean...

7-11 call

Mike calls the 7-11 to put in an order...

Sextastic beat boxing wakeup call

This is one sound clip of the many many to come... Robert and Matty called Megz about 2 hours after she went to bed and THIS was the results! Thank you for the sound clip Ryan (rmf919)!

Shout to the Ladies

This is a shout out for all the Ladies in 20s Love Chat! Thank you for all the crazy shit that you help come up with.

Heather aka ????

Jenifer Aka seductive_gen_1990

nicole aka southernchickcdy

Tiff aka in your dreams

Jennie aka iwantyourheart2

Alli aka librababi87

Tina aka s1ck_nnn_tw1st3d

Lindsey aka Electrikk Suicide

amber lyn aka sexxxi_ambermami

Gabby aka kiss my yalips

xlostxgirlx09 aka julie

Rachael aka theoneandonly

Santana aka i_turn_tricks_for_skittles

Jezza aka Chevy

Kelly aka nuklearecstacy

Chrysta aka Tricky

Laura aka Lala

Tina aka Japgirl04

Teresa aka SweetDazzler

Kris aka Irish

bay aka bayisabadword

Kyleigh aka lil_kyleigh

Rachel aka anal_pumping_ninja

Haleigh aka ll_haleigh_ll

nea aka thepnkpanther

julie aka jewlz

Jen aka Sciolism

CARA

Amber aka Pumpkin.Juices

Jenny aka lxl_jennyjenny_lxl

Veronika aka lil_v

Terri aka terri.wantsyou

LULU aka lulu_says_bring_it

Megs aka Halo

_amazinggrace_ aka JENN

Summer aka its_miss_summer_to_you

IZZY aka izzalicious

Tbone aka miss_tawpa

blonde_beachbabe101 aka MANDI

NIKKI aka nikki_the_milf

Just the start

This blog was set up to let everyone know what kind of fun and quite frankly CRAZY shit goes on in yahoo! I decided to do this because my LARGE network of friends and I get into some crazy antics every day and night in the wonderful world of 20s Love Chat!